On here, I am a broccoli.

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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ivalbanana:

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tiny-creatures:

Early morning exercise… by Nicolas Reusens Extreme Macro´s on Flickr.

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tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

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masseffectheadcanons:

“Shepard’s team would follow her through the Omega 4 Relay, to Reaper controlled planets, and into Hell itself.

However, the Mako is a completely different story.”

Submitted by returner424.

It got to the point where I couldn’t even bring myself to hate the Mako it was so bad lol. 

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tiny-creatures:

“Orange crown” by Wil Mijer

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